Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


  • The Hooded Claw

    You can live in a neighborhood. Part of life is childhood. You can utter a falsehood. You can wear a hood. You can open the hood of your car (or, if you’re driving a convertible in England, you can put the hood up or down). If your childhood goes badly in a bad neighborhood and… Continue reading

  • Emile Berliner

    Thomas Edison is credited with inventing the phonograph in the late 1870s, and Alexander Graham Bell made it an actually useful device, but it still had some issues. Both Edison and Bell used cylinders for the recording medium. These worked fine, but were difficult to manufacture in large quantities, and as you can see from… Continue reading

  • Egg-zactly

    Word of the day: egging Something that happens on Halloween is “egging” — pelting a car or house with eggs in order to create a mess and play a prank. It can also happen in a theater, or at least it used to; when a performer was particularly bad, the audience might throw eggs. Rotten… Continue reading

  • The viscosity of cruelty

    One of the problems with similar, easily-confused words is that the more we rely on spell checkers, the more susceptible we are to mixing them up without noticing. Spell checkers at least notify you when you make a spelling mistake, and probably just fix it for you. But when you use a word — which… Continue reading

  • Jingoism? Bunkum.

    The January, 1881 issue of Gentleman’s Magazine thought it would be helpful to explain that “We call it Jingoism in England; in France it is called Chauvinism; and in the United States, Bunkum.” Interesting, at least, that both “jingoism” and “chauvinism” are still in use, but the US alternative — or at least what Gentleman’s Magazine thought… Continue reading

  • Ronald Wayne

    You’ve heard of the “two Steves” who founded Apple Computer, but there was a third founder as well: Ronald Wayne. Today is his 90th birthday.  Wayne met Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak when all three were working at Atari. Wayne was older, and at Atari created the company’s manufacturing and inventory control system. He was… Continue reading

  • Lipograms

    More about lipograms at the end. In the meantime, here’s a great one by Steve Chrisomalis: “Looking at this paragraph with confusion? I’ll aid you slightly. Is any odd gap, lacuna or omission obvious to you? Got it now? No? That’s right – this is a lipogram – a book, paragraph or similar thing in… Continue reading

  • The Rolling Tundra Review

    If you look at a map of northeastern Russia, extending westward to Norway, you’ll see a giant peninsula. It arches over Finland and connects to Sweden and Norway, enclosing the Baltic Sea. Tracking eastward across the northern coast of the peninsula, there are various areas where different groups of indigenous people lived — and still… Continue reading

  • Charles Brannock

    If you go to a shoe store in the US and aren’t sure what size shoes you need, they’ll be happy to measure your feet, using a…thing. A gadget. A device. The apparatus is basically a flat plate you stand on, with sliders that touch specific places on your foot. Although nobody has ever come… Continue reading

  • ANTEpropreantepenultimate

    In English we already know that the initial three items in a sequence: first, second, and “third, are identified in a different way than then next however-many (fourth, fifth, and so on). But what about the other end of a sequence? Other than last, next to last, second from last, and the rest, can English… Continue reading

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